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If I send you my Nano can you fill it with songs from your library? lol

Posted 1/12/2010 10:08:00 AM
Question from Douglas Maxwell:
 
If I send you my Nano can you fill it with songs from your library? lol.
 
Douglas, I do not have a library, I have a record collection filled with Vinyls.
I did date a Librarian named Samantha, have not seen her in years!
 
Do you know what Vinyl Records are? Obviously you do not because they will not fit into something called a Nano.
 
Now I do have a question for you, why does your question end with lol? Shouldn't your question end with your signature DM? Just a thought!
 
Thanks for your email!
 
BOB FM
 


Can God make a rock so big, He can’t pick it up? Question from JP

Posted 7/22/2009 8:56:00 AM
Hey there JP,
 
Great question!
Well if I was the creator of all things I would make everything smaller so I do not run into this problem, but if I was God and needed to create a big rock then I would have to lift it by using my God force (which for you Humans is "the Jedi Force")!
Now if you listen to my station you will know that I am playing ROCK songs that are as BIG and HEAVY in sound as anything God as ever created!
 
So the answer to your question is simple... That is for me to know and for you to find out.
 
 
 


My Garden Gnome keeps giving me the evil eye. Any chance he can come to life and attack me?

Posted 6/16/2009 2:07:00 PM
I found no documented Garden Gnome attacks on the internet. You should be safe

On a seperate note...your nutty!
 
 


My VCR won't stop blinking 12:00.what gives? Broken clock is right twice a day, BUT I WANT IT TO BE RIGHT ALL DAY!

Posted 6/16/2009 2:02:00 PM
I think the question you should ask is not "What gives?" but rather
"How can I benefit from this?"
This VCR is giving you a golden opportunity to be late for just about anything, and have a semi-valid excuse. "Sorry I wasn't there in time to help deliver that baby...my VCR still said it was noon!" And so on.

Now some may look down upon you for using a VCR as your primary clock. Which is a perfect transition into one of my Presidential campaign promises: if elected, everyone will get a free clock on their brand new HD-DVD players.
 
Yep, HD-DVD players for all! Why are movies so cheap on HD-DVD right now?...


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