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4/9/2009
-When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it
-Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet
-Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills
-Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain
-Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking
-Portraits close their eyes when Chuck Norris looks at them
-Chuck Norris is the only thing a black hole can’t suck in
-Chuck Norris has never given birth to a child, not because he can’t but because the world isn’t ready
-Chuck Norris knows the ending to the Never-ending Story
-Osama Bin Laden was never hiding from the united states, he was hiding from Chuck Norris
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