New Chuck Norris Facts

4/9/2009

-When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it

-Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet

-Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills

-Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain

-Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking

-Portraits close their eyes when Chuck Norris looks at them

-Chuck Norris is the only thing a black hole can’t suck in

-Chuck Norris has never given birth to a child, not because he can’t but because the world isn’t ready

-Chuck Norris knows the ending to the Never-ending Story

-Osama Bin Laden was never hiding from the united states, he was hiding from Chuck Norris

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