|
|
12/12/2008
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
|
|
«
Return to previous page
»
Send to a friend
|
|