Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick. Continue to check this page as we update the facts each week!

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4/9/2009
New Chuck Norris Facts
-When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean -Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it -Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet -Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills...
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2/23/2009
More of Chuck Norris!
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants -When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down -Chuck Norris’ hand ...
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1/26/2009
New Chuck Facts!
-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris -We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one -Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg -Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin -Contrary to popular ...
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12/29/2008
Chuck is THE MAN!!!!
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -In fine print on the last page of ...
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12/12/2008
Chuck Norris Facts II
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a ...
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12/29/2008
Chuck Norris Facts I
-Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. -In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. -If you have five dollars ...
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