More of Chuck Norris!


-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

-For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls

-When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders

-Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

-Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

-Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper

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