New Chuck Facts!


-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris
-We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one
-Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
-Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin
-Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day
-Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too
-Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you
-When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold
-The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie
-Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club

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