Chuck Norris Facts II

12/12/2008

  • Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
  • Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
  • Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
  • When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
  • Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
  • Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
  • As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
  • Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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